A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge…

A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. Not guilty, the woman answered emphatically.The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf – who was waving a union jack – on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph through the center of London, in a blizzard?The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said: What was the date again?

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