After months of trying, the Office Manager finally managed
to persuade his beautiful secretary to come out to dinner
with him. Afterwards they went back to her flat and after
some coffee and a little foreplay, they jumped into bed. Alas,
no matter how hard he tried, he could not get an erection
and full of apologies and acute embarrassment, he went
home. He got into bed next to his big, fat ugly wife who was
snoring her head off and as his body touched her naked
flesh, he got a huge erection. Jumping out of bed he looked
down at his swollen organ and said sadly, “Now I know why
they call you a prick.”
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