After months of trying…

After months of trying, the Office Manager finally managed

to persuade his beautiful secretary to come out to dinner

with him. Afterwards they went back to her flat and after

some coffee and a little foreplay, they jumped into bed. Alas,

no matter how hard he tried, he could not get an erection

and full of apologies and acute embarrassment, he went

home. He got into bed next to his big, fat ugly wife who was

snoring her head off and as his body touched her naked

flesh, he got a huge erection. Jumping out of bed he looked

down at his swollen organ and said sadly, “Now I know why

they call you a prick.”

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