Alan and Cyril went to Blackpool for the weekend…

Alan and Cyril went to Blackpool for the weekend and

because the weather was so hot, they decided to spend the

afternoon on the beach. While Alan sunbathed, Cyril took

the lilo into the water but after half an hour the wind

suddenly blew up and he found himself floating out to sea.

Luckily, the lifeguards spotted the danger and took

immediate action. A few minutes later, he was dragged

gasping from the sea as Alan rushed up.

“Cyril, Cyril, are you alright? It’s me, Alan.”

“Indeed I’m not,” gasped Cyril. “I was on that lilo for ages

and not once did you look up and blow me a kiss.”

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