Alan and Cyril went to Blackpool for the weekend and
because the weather was so hot, they decided to spend the
afternoon on the beach. While Alan sunbathed, Cyril took
the lilo into the water but after half an hour the wind
suddenly blew up and he found himself floating out to sea.
Luckily, the lifeguards spotted the danger and took
immediate action. A few minutes later, he was dragged
gasping from the sea as Alan rushed up.
“Cyril, Cyril, are you alright? It’s me, Alan.”
“Indeed I’m not,” gasped Cyril. “I was on that lilo for ages
and not once did you look up and blow me a kiss.”