All the members of the Battersby social club went by coach to Morecambe for a day’s outing where they ate a lot…

All the members of the Battersby social club went by coach

to Morecambe for a day’s outing where they ate a lot, played

the bingo, drank a lot, paddled in the sea, drank some more,

went on the funfair and drank even more.

At the end of the evening, tired but happy, they got back on the

bus for home. However, half-way there, the men were feeling

the effects of the beer and they all needed the toilet badly.

“I’ll have to stop in the lay-by,” shouted the bus driver and

having done so, all the men scrambled off and peed

wherever they could, not bothered about who was watching

them.

The next morning at breakfast, Julie turned to Jack and said,

“You men have such disgusting habits. Mind you, ours was

the best” and she smiled contentedly.

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