All the members of the Battersby social club went by coach
to Morecambe for a day’s outing where they ate a lot, played
the bingo, drank a lot, paddled in the sea, drank some more,
went on the funfair and drank even more.
At the end of the evening, tired but happy, they got back on the
bus for home. However, half-way there, the men were feeling
the effects of the beer and they all needed the toilet badly.
“I’ll have to stop in the lay-by,” shouted the bus driver and
having done so, all the men scrambled off and peed
wherever they could, not bothered about who was watching
The next morning at breakfast, Julie turned to Jack and said,
“You men have such disgusting habits. Mind you, ours was
the best” and she smiled contentedly.