An Irishman walks into a bar with a small green man and
orders two pints which they immediately drink and then he
orders two more. Meanwhile, further down the bar is a man
on his own and when he catches sight of the newcomers, he
shouts over, “Heh, who’s that little green man? He’s a bit odd.”
Hearing this, the little green man rushes over, looks the man
closely in the face and goes “Slurrpp”.
“Urgh,” says the man, wiping his face, “there’s no need for
“Well, have a bit more respect then” says the Irishman, “he’s
An hour later and quite a few drinks later, the man shouts
over again, “He’s a bloody ugly bugger, isn’t he?”
The little green man runs over once more and goes
“Slurrpp” in his face.
This time, the man loses his temper and bellows, “If that
leprechaun does it again I’ll cut his knob off.”
“You can’t,” replies the Irishman, “he hasn’t got one.”
“Well, how does he have a pee then?”
“He doesn’t, he just goes ‘Slurrpp’,” comes the reply.