An irritable old man was taking a short cut across the golf course…

An irritable old man was taking a short cut across the golf

course when he got struck by a golf ball.

“I’m terribly sorry,” said the player, running up to him.

“That’s not good enough. I’ve got a weak heart, anything

could have happened. I demand £500 in compensation.”

“But I said fore,” exclaimed the player.

“OK, done,” replied the man.

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