An old couple, married for over 50 years…

An old couple, married for over 50 years, die within a week

of each other and arrive in heaven at the same time.

Once the paperwork has been seen to, an angel escorts them

to their new accommodation. After living in a small terraced

cottage all their lives, the new house is like a palace. Set in

two acres of land, it has its own swimming pool and a double

garage with “his” and “hers” cars. The old man turns to his

wife in astonishment and says, “Well, bugger me, Pam, if you

hadn’t stopped us drinking and smoking, we’d have been

enjoying all this years ago.”

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