An old man knocked on the door of the local brothel…

An old man knocked on the door of the local brothel and

spoke to the Madam.

“I’ve got plenty of money and I want me a girl,” he said, “but

she must have VD.”

“Okay old man,” said the Madam and she directed him to a

room upstairs where a girl was waiting, lying stark naked on

the bed.

“Do you have VD?” asked the old man.

“I certainly don’t,” she protested.

So the old man sent her away and asked for someone else.

“Listen, Elsie,” said Madam, “Go and see to the old man in

Room 7 and if he asks, say you’ve got the clap.”

Elsie went off to Room 7, confirmed that she had VD and

serviced the old man for half an hour. At the end of the

session, she told him that she had a confession to make.

“I don’t really have VD, old man,” she said.

The man smiled sadly and replied, “Well, you do now.”

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