An old woman had been going to the same doctor for over 50 years…

An old woman had been going to the same doctor for over

50 years and during that time had made his life a living hell

by constantly complaining about one thing after another.

Eventually, however, she died and was buried in the local

churchyard, but it was less than a month later that the doctor

also died and was buried in the next plot to her. For a few

minutes after the mourners had gone all was quiet and then

the doctor heard tapping on the side of his coffin.

“What is it now, Mrs Mowner?” he signed.

“Can you give me something for worms, doctor?”

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