An unscrupulous young man had fancied this girl for ages…

An unscrupulous young man had fancied this girl for ages
but she had shown no interest in him so he decided to play a
trick on her. The next time he saw her sunbathing on the
beach he went up and said, “Hi Julie, I bet you £10 I can
keep an eye on my clothes while I dive into the sea.”
Now Julie felt pretty sure that it would be impossible for him
to dive in and watch the beach at the same time so she
accepted the bet. The young man took a false eye out of his
pocket put it on his clothes and then dived into the water.
When he returned he smiled and said, “Come on, Julie, I bet
you another £10 I can bite my own ear.”
“Oh no,” she said, “Not more tricks. I suppose it’s plastic
teeth this time?”
“I promise you they’re my own,” he said, so she accepted the
bet. He took out his false teeth and bit his own ear. Now Julie
was down £20 and feeling very annoyed.” Heh Julie, I’ll give
you a chance to win all your money back. I bet I can make
love to you and you won’t feel a thing.
“Now Julie knew all about sex and she knew that was
impossible so she took the bet. He got down on top of her
and away they went. “Ah ah” she said triumphantly. “I can
feel you!”
“Oh well,” he said grinning. “You win some, you lose some.”

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