Anal deodorant

Customer walks into high street chemists and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. Assistant explains that they don’t stock them.
Man insists that he bought his last one from this store. Assistant passes man on to pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item.
Man explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago and has done for several years.
Pharmacist asks man to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product.
Following day man returns to chemist and shows deodorant to pharmacist, who asks why customer thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety.
Customer explains that instructions on reverse state PUSH UP BOTTOM TO USE. !

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