Another couple had a whirlwind romance and were married
less than six months after they met. On their honeymoon
night, she confessed to him that one of her previous lovers
had been his old golfing partner.
“Let’s not bring up the past,” he said, “all that matters now
is that we’re together.”
For the next hour, they made mad passionate love and when
they finally finished he picked up the phone.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“All that exercise, has made me hungry” he replied. “I’m
going to order some steaks and a bottle of bubbly – it is our
wedding night after all.”
“Oh, but your ex golfing partner would have made love to
Not to be thought second best, the new husband began again
and gave it all his worth for the next 45 minutes, after which
he laid back on the bed totally exhausted. Again, he tried to
ring room service but again she asked for more. At the end
of another 30 minutes, he picked up the phone before his
wife could speak, saying dejectedly. “Don’t worry, it’s not
room service, I’m just ringing my ex golfing partner to find
out what the par for the hole is.”