Apparently some guy was having a birthday party, so his wife and some of his guests set up a practical joke. They bought a lottery ticket for him and also carefully grafted in the same numbers as the ticket into the winning numbers section of that day’s newspaper. When the guy opened up his birthday card he found the lottery ticket. His party guests encouraged him to check the newspaper, which they happened to have handy. When the person opened the paper, he stared at the paper in shock. Then he stood up, turned to his wife and told her that he wanted her out of the house and out of his life immediately. He said he didn’t really love her and that he had been sleeping with her sister for two years!