Are you happy, darling?

“Are you happy, darling?” asks the man after six months of


“Of course, I’m very happy,” she replies.

“But there is something that bothers you, isn’t there?” he


“Well…er…it’s just that you’re always picking your nose and

you’re always on top when we make love.”

“Let me explain,” he says. “When I was growing up, my

father used to say to me quite often, ‘Whatever you do, keep

your nose clean and don’t fuck up.’”

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