As the man crossed the street he tripped up…

As the man crossed the street he tripped up and broke his

watch on the side of the pavement.

“Damn” he muttered, “I must get it mended,” and looking

around he saw a shop with a huge clock in the window.

Thinking it must be a watchmakers, he went in and asked

the owner to mend his watch.

“I’m sorry Sir, I don’t mend watches, I perform

circumcisions.”

“Then why do you have a huge clock in your window?”

replied the man, feeling somewhat irritated.

“Well what would you put in the window?” said the owner.

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