Sundays should come with a pause button
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It’s a good day to have a good day!
The most dangerous animal…
The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent smiling woman.
Meakatachch???
Toddler: meakatachch
Dad: What…?
Toddler: MEAKATACHCH
Dad: …
Mom from upstairs: She wants some chocolate milk.
You know your life has changed…
You know your life has changed! When going to the grocery store alone, feels like vacation.
re-tired
(adj.) I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.
I’m exhausted…
Me: I’m exhausted!
Smart watch: You have taken 21 steps today!
we get so worried about being…
We get so worried about being “pretty”
Let’s BE pretty KIND. pretty FUNNY. pretty SMART. pretty STRONG.
I spend a lot of time…
I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers.
As we grow older…
As we grow older our Christmas list gets smaller and we find out that the things we really want can’t be bought.