Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A
few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, You’re
really doing great, aren’t you?
Morris replied, Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and
The doctor said, I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’