Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?I think so, the man replied. My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.I dont mean that, the priest responded. I mean, are you prepared spiritually?Oh, sure, came the reply. Ive got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey.