Big Busted Women / Small Busted Women

Big Busted Women…
* can get a taxi on the worst days
* have a neat place to carry spare change
* have always been the center of the arts (art)
* make jogging a spectator sport
* can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
* have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
* usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
* can always carry a little extra
* always float better
* know where to look first for lost earrings
* rarely have to look for a slow dance partner
* have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an
armless recliner

Small Busted Women…
* don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend
over in public
* always look younger
* find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
* can always see their toes and shoes
* can sleep on their stomachs
* have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
* know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
* know that everything more than a handful is wasted
* can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
* can take aerobics class without running the risk of knocking
themselves out
* can hug closer, nicer, and longer

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