Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz…

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.

 

“Your honor,” he said, “I wanna get out a warrant for my dirty lawyer.”

 

“Why?” asked the judge. “He won your aquittal. Why do you want to arrest him?”

 

“Well, your honor,” replied Carlson, “I didn’t have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole.”

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