Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz….

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.
Your honor, he said, I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine.
Why ? asked the judge. He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for ?
Well, your honor, replied Carlson, I didn’t have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole.

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