Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks cant? Aardvarks dont have trunks!
Whos the aardvarks favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!
What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.