Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks cant? Aardvarks dont have trunks!
How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!
What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? Its the VCRdvard
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!