Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!
Why did the ant-elope? Nobody gnu!
Who was the most famous ant scientist? Albert Antstein!
Who is the most famous French ant? Napoleant!
Where do ants go to eat? At a restaurant!
Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants!
What medicine would you give an ill ant? Antibiotics!
What kind of ants are very learned? Pedants!
What kind of ant is good at maths? An accountant!
What kind of ant can you colour with? A crayant!