Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing? Because theyre crab apples!

Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs!

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac.

Why did Eve want to move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple!

Whats the difference between a worm and an apple? Have you ever tried worm pie?!

What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm!

What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm!

What kind of apple isnt an apple? A pineapple.

What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

What is the left side of an apple? The part that you dont eat.