Fred came rushing in to his Dad. Dad! he puffed, is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Thats what they say, said his Dad. Well, give me an apple quick ? Ive just broken the doctors window!
First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left? Quickly he replied, If it was you who asked, Id still have 4 apples.
A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, How much are yer apples? All you can pick for one dollar, said the rancher. Okay, said the Pennsylvanian. Ill take two dollars worth.