Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.
Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby cant carry the mother.
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they cant dress themselves.
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.
Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)