What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
What was the policemans babys first words? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other
What does a baby computer call his father? Data
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby? A cry for Alp !
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers? Infantry
What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?
What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.