Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you dont C sharp youll B flat.
Why dont bananas snore? Because they dont want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldnt find a date.
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, its all right. I know whats inside.
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
Whats yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
Whats yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection
Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What would you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers