Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you dont C sharp youll B flat.

Why dont bananas snore? Because they dont want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldnt find a date.

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, its all right. I know whats inside.

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Whats yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

Whats yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection

Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What would you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers