Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you dont C sharp youll B flat.
Category Archives: Banana Jokes
Why dont bananas snore?
Why dont bananas snore? Because they dont want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldnt find a date.
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, its all right. I know whats inside.
Why are bananas never lonely?
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
Whats yellow and writes?
Whats yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
Whats yellow and flashes?
Whats yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection
Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What would you call two banana skins?
What would you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers