What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber!
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
What is a ghost favorite fruit? Boonanaa
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? You have a lot of appeal.
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I dont know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas cant talk.