Theyre not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because theyre long enough already.
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
Mother Banana: Why didnt you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didnt peel well.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? Slippers!
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or a giant banana.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.