Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night! Ed: You were? What did you do? Ned: I took a bath!
Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in there?
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says to be taken in water.
How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.
How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.
Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.
Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! Ive invented the square tub . . .