Category Archives: Beauty Jokes
Lose some weight! Take off the makeup.
Are you auditioning for the circus?
Hun, halloween was a long time ago you can take off your clown makeup.
Nice make-up, do you use a brush or just dip your face in?
Your ugly…
Your ugly. And you’re drunk. Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober!
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.
Where is everyone beautiful?
Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks!