Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night. Oh yeah, said the other, what was she like? Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs. The other said, Yes, but what was The Bride of Dracula like?
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?
People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful. Well they do say that love is blind!
Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn’t find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty? Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink!