You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill lay on my side.
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well.
Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.
Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them
Why did your sister keep running around her bed? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep
Why did the man take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music