Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept
Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip
Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed burglars
When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa