What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose? Bicycle petals!
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didnt want to walk in his sleep.
What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle
The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. Don’t you know how to ride that yet? he roared. Oh yes! shouted Brad over his shoulder. Its the bell I cant work yet.
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -Geez, are you lucky. The cyclist says. -What do you mean by lucky ? The pedestrian angrily asks. I got hurt really bad. -Ah, youre lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus.
Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because theyre two-tired.
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Our bank manager cant ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.