Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didn’t think wed make it! Jill replied, Nor did I – what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or wed have slid all the way back down!
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peoples arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. Where did you get the bike from? his friends want to know. Its a `thank you present, he explains, from that freshman girl Ive been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird… Tell us! Well, he starts, yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that she had passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to thank me in person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. But when I had let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed, smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire! One of his friends remarks: You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle. Yeah, another friend adds, just imagine how silly you would have looked in a girls clothes – and they wouldn’t have fit you anyway!
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, Don’t you know how to ride a bike?Yes, he answered, but I don’t know how to ring the bell yet
Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes, said the gym teacher. Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy. I’m freewheeling, sir.