Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air? Because eggs were going up!
Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
Why is it easy for chicks to talk? Because talk is cheep!
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken? Because theyre both full of stuffing!
Why dont chickens like people? They beat eggs!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).
Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they dont become polly-saturated!
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires!