Why didnt the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didnt have enough guts.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken.
Why did the rooster run away? He was chicken!
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
Why did the owl, owl? Because the woodpecker would peck er!
Why did the chicken end up in the soup? Because it ran out of cluck!
Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.
Why did the chicken cross the road half way? He wanted to lay it on the line!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls.