Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)
Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.
Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!
Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.
Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond. Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Coco, pull!” Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull!” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. “Well… Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. He turned very quickly, caught the bull by the horns and threw it to the ground with a bump that left it breathless. “Aidan,” said the neighbor, “I never knew you were so strong.” “Faith, and if I could have got that fella off the handlebars of the bicycle I’d have thrashed him properly.”