Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes? A. Because the blondes are out with all the men, the brunettes and redheads have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.
Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party? A. The Invitation !
Q. What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch? A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes??? A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)
Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes? A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.” The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!”