Category Archives: Blood Jokes

“I ran into a lawyer”

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s car

is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,

dirt and blood. He asks his friend,

“What’s happened to your car?”


“Well,” the friend responses, “I ran into a lawyer”.


“OK,” says the man, “that explains the blood… But what about 

the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?”


“Well, I had to chase him all through the park.”

Blood change

Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones is rumoured to travel to Switzerland twice a year to have his blood changed.

The new blood is fresh and toxin free, while the old blood has a street value of a hundred thousand pound.