Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Do robots have sisters? No, just transistors!
How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth!
Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!
A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, I hate my sister’s guts. All right, said his mother, I won’t put them in your sandwiches again.
Why did your sister jump out the window? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
Teacher: What’s this a picture of? Class: Don’t know, Miss. Teacher: It’s a kangaroo. Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them.