My brother’s one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he’s a six-foot-six billposter.
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa s.
My brother’s just opened a shop. Really? How’s he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins!
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle? Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose!
So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog’s brother.
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women? Sister: Man-eating sharks.
Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward? Brother: How do you know which way Im going?
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast? Because she wants to rise and shine.
Why did your sister jump out the window? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit.