Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldnt fit through the door.
Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.
Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.
When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but its very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!