What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head? The deceased!
What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.
What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.
What bus crossed the ocean? Columbus.
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus – it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam said.
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up and let someone else sit down. And if you were a lady, replied Roger, youd stand up and let four people sit down.
Q: What is a bus? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!