A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other mans hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention ….
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, sohe asked his secretary for some mathematical help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much wouldyou take off? he asked her. The secretary replied, Everything but my earrings.
Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?I ought to be able to. Ive had ten different jobs in four months.
The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. Youre gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You eliminate the middle man.
Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company. Would you spell that, please? Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you. The operator pauses. Just a minute, sir. Ill connect you with my supervisor . . .
Im not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance … she leaned over and pushed me.