Category Archives: Business Jokes

A businessman who needed millions of dollars…

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other mans hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention ….

– Jay Leno

The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. Youre gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You eliminate the middle man.

Information?

Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company. Would you spell that, please? Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you. The operator pauses. Just a minute, sir. Ill connect you with my supervisor . . .