Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
Category Archives: Cannibal Jokes
Why wont cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
Why wont cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because hes always coming back!
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Why dont cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
Why dont cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!
Why dont cannibals eat comedians?
Why dont cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because theyre headcases.
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, So that I can feed my lads with mlasses.
Why didnt the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
Why didnt the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!