Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didnt suit his taste!
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead!
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibals pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, Whats this flier doing in my soup?
Whats the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
What is the cannibals favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
What is a cannibals favorite food? Baked Beings.
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.